"Get In, Loser" Coffee Mug

$17.22 CAD

"If those are your last words, I'm gonna bring you back and kill you."

"Won't be. Pinky swear." 

Celebrate the bond between Evelyn and Dan, two extremely caffeinated besties who share a single dying brain cell.

This is the "Get In, Loser, we're going trauma bonding" mug, based on a scene from the online novella "Dead Air".

(Description: a white mug with a green blood-splattered heart saying "Get in loser, we're going trauma-bonding", featuring Dan and Evelyn's hands doing a pinkie-swear covered in bandaids.)

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  • Ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • (if available) 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.