"Get In, Loser" Coffee Mug

$12.00

"If those are your last words, I'm gonna bring you back and kill you."

"Won't be. Pinky swear." 

Celebrate the bond between Evelyn and Dan, two extremely caffeinated besties who share a single dying brain cell.

This is the "Get In, Loser, we're going trauma bonding" mug, based on a scene from the online novella "Dead Air".

(Description: a white mug with a green blood-splattered heart saying "Get in loser, we're going trauma-bonding", featuring Dan and Evelyn's hands doing a pinkie-swear covered in bandaids.)

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  • Ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • (if available) 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.